October 21, 2005

Bill Simmons

If you know who Bill Simmons is, then consider yourself lucky. If you don't, then I advise you to go look him up of ESPN's Page 2 (everyone but Cory, although, if you can get past the topic of every article being sports, you would like it too). This guy is one of the funniest writers I know of...maybe it just has something to do with him making all of the older references that I so appreciate. Here is a part of an article on his NFL picks, with reference to one of his fantasy teams.

"Three things you need to know about our team. First, we have Daunte Culpepper, who has pretty much given us fantasy SARS at this point. Watching him on the Vikings every week is slowly killing my soul. I'm not even kidding. I am going to rob a liquor store or something soon. I'm filled with hate"

Fantasy SARS, now that is funny stuff. I went into a Tim Cotton silent laugh on that for about 10 minutes.

So, read his stuff, he is funny beyond reason. He makes me laugh like the Kevin James special "Sweat the Small Stuff".

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